The texts listed are taken from LABELS OF REGULAR ITEMS FOR SALE
On a blanket from Taiwan: NOT USED AS PROTECTION FROM A CYCLONE.
on a mirror used by U.S. cyclists: REMEMBER THAT THE OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
on a shampoo in Taiwan: USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
On a packet of crisps: CAN BE A WINNER! NOT 'to buy. DETAILS INSIDE. (Which is an invitation to shoplifting?)
On a bottle of flavored milk drink: AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT POSITION.
insect repellant on a New Zealand: THIS PRODUCT IS NOT 'animal testing.
In a U.S. guide to setup a new computer: TO AVOID CONDENSATION, LEAVE THE BOX THAT IS HEATING UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE THE 'OPEN. (Reasonable, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles: OPEN OTHER END '.
on a package of raisins di Sunmaid: PERCHÉ NON PROVA A METTERLO SOPRA I SUOI CEREALI FAVORITI?
Su un casco-phon: NON USARE MENTRE SI DORME.
Sulla manopola di un distributore di sapone: ATTENZIONE - USARE SAPONE NORMALE. (Quale sarebbe non normale?)
Su una scatola di dessert "Tesco Tiramisù" (stampato sulla parte inferiore della scatola): NON GIRARE SOTTO-SOPRA. (Troppo tardi!)
Sui contrassegni del "Pane Di Spencer": IL PRODOTTO SARA' CALDO DOPO IL RISCALDAMENTO.
Su un presepe di natale, che si illumina, prodotto in Cina: SOLTANTO PER UN USO ALL'INTERNO O ALL'ESTERNO. (Dove altro potrei usarlo?)
Su un forno giapponese: NON ESSERE USATO PER L'ALTRO USE.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:-WARNING - CONTAINS PEANUTS. (Really, why not right?)
On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT THE PEANUTS. (I am happy to bother me before!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: DO NOT GROPED to stop chain with hands or genitals. (What kind of warning is it?)
on a Superman costume for kids: The 'USE OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ALLOWS YOU TO FLY (All right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
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